We have the

best BIRTHDAY

GIFT on the

planet!

It’s where

Mark Twain

and Shakespeare perform on the same page.

The perfect gift for:

A birthday

A wedding couple

The act of getting engaged

An activity involving lingerie

getting out of the doghouse

an unexpected surprise

Valentine’s Day

An Anniversary

The Deed to My

Heart serves to officially deed over the possession of your heart in the most loving, perfect way!

PERFECTION

You are in love and you want to express it—UNIQUELY! Naturally, your heartfelt gift can’t be found anywhere else on earth—not at Hallmark, or Tiffany, or all of Paris. It must be personalized, and most importantly, it absolutely must be overpowering—like the sudden rush of falling instantly in love for the first time. Thus, the Deed to My Heart serves to officially deed over the possession of your heart to a loved one in the most loving, perfect way!

WRITING STYLE

Imagine Mark Twain and Shakespeare collaborating to render a literary masterpiece full of breathtaking wit, uplifting tributes, and heartpiercing passages. If it had happened, the Deed to My Heart would be the end result. And now it serves as the most romantic document on the planet, and, too, as one zesty, visual aphrodisiac!

When you are in love, Valentine's Day falls on 365 days of the year.

COMPLETELY

In other words, to make the document appear that it was handmade by you, we have completely eliminated the typical elements that are found on the backside of every birthday card, like an ugly barcode, copyright information, company logo, and the card price. All that clutter has been removed to make it look like you put in a lot of work and effort to produce this document from scratch.
Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.
, the Grantee, serves as prima fascia evidence that henceforth you shall have incontestable dominion, rights, claim, and title to my heart.

· NOTICES of ATTESTATION ·

WITNESSED: By the Laws of Passion, a heart cannot be deeded without the tendering the regal sum of: One fervent kiss, three lengthy caresses, and one dollar. The receipt and affirmation of the required said smooch, hugs, and horde of pennies will immediately transfer to you ownership and government of my heart which has been enlarged to the size of countless distant horizons. Indeed, everything and all that is bonded to, or receives life from, this vast estate is eternally subject.

WITNESSED: I am compelled to enact this testament by a breathtaking force that seems to have subverted my free agency. In truth, you have captured my heart and enslaved it. I am subjugated by your tender kindness, yoked by your irresistible eye appeal, fettered by your warmth, overcome by your incandescent spirit, carried away by your keen wit, shackled by your kisses, and conquered by your love. To withhold my heart from you would be as unavailing as trying to empty the sea with a sieve. Thus since the moment my eyes

Clear Signature

The Grantor’s Signature

Date

Address
Price: $25.00

COPYRIGHTED

The Deed to My Heart

is the most romantic document on the planet!

FEATURES

The Deed to My Heart comes with a multiplicity of embellishments:

ABOUT US

Fire Up the Soul, LLC, has been the creator of unique gifts and books for over 10 years.
Scroll to Top